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Anonymous said: Are you Mormon?

bossypants:

No I’m just really boring


18 hours ago // 54 notes
  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

1 day ago // 325,392 notes

yoncevevo:

imagine being straight

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1 day ago // 266 notes
  • boy: what cup size are u
  • me: world

1 day ago // 38,094 notes

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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